I will go anywhere in the world without complaint.
I speak hundreds of languages and dialects fluently.
I lead many lost people to salvation through Jesus Christ.
I require no salary so I don't need to raise financial support.
Peer pressure cannot slow me down.
I need no days off or annual furlow.
I cannot be tempted to sin.
I never get sick.
100% of my effort goes to spreading the gospel.
I'll never compromise the truth for the sake of popularity.
Young people love me and enjoy taking me with them to school.
I will wait patiently for hours, days, weeks, or longer for a chance to share the gospel.
I don't need a passport or visa.
I cross all legal and racial barriers.
Once I'm inside a country, I can't be kicked out.
I will gladly go to countries where witnessing is illegal.
I love sharing the gospel in prisons because inmates love me.
Nobody can resist my method of sharing the gospel.
I can preach anywhere - on airplanes, buses, trains, street corners, wherever.
No matter how long I am ignored, eventually someone will allow me to give them the gospel.
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